I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i already hear my dad disowning me
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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