I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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