Your mouth is God's brothel.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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