I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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