Sry I called you an 8
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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