If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
