I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
How does one acquire holy water?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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