You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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