do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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