He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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