Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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