have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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