oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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