I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Im part way to drunk.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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