So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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