im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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