Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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