what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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