Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Operation Purity has been aborted
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
