Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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