I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
