You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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