yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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