New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just google imaged poop.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Randomize
