He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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