Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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