I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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