Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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