Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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