Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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