summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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