these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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