So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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