yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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