Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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