I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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