no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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