he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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