is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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