I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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