Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i will never coherently bang her
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Randomize
