I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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