do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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