Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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