Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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