You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
wow bdsm is so cute
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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