idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Watching her eat just hurts me
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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