Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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