i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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