He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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