My first STD was from a foam party
Sponge bath it is.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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