I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Randomize
