Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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